Bitches with Kids and Bitches with Luggage

They all have luggage but some more than others. If she's got kids she's got luggage. Notice how it's after the "Bitch" that's because it's a suffix. Remember your English, prefixes and suffixes. You can have a Drunk Bitch with Kids, or a Creeping Bitch with Luggage.
         The rub lies in that you might think you've got this down, that we've got a good list here. But the problem always is that there's more kinds of Bitches than Man will ever know.