Fat Bitch

Classic joke: What do Fat Bitches and mopeds have in common? They are both fun to ride but you don't want anyone to see you on them.
         Of course it should be noted that Fat Bitches are usually nice because they have to be, often it is in proportion to their fatness. However this can also work the other way, and she could be a Psycho Creeping Drunk Bitch beyond measure, mentally and physically.