Drunk Bitch
Oh, the stories, the memories, the lack of memories. It's great. One of all of our favorites, the Drunk Bitch, and what's best about her is that you can transform any Bitch into the Drunk Bitch with the most simple added ingredients. So you've got yourself a Drunk Bitch. First off, does she drink more than you? If so then again: look out. If not, then procede without worry.
The biggest problem with Drunk Bitches can also be your biggest relief sometimes. Nothing is constant with Bitches, alway remember that, what a Bitch says one time is next to meaningless another time. But for the most part, the best aspect of a Drunk Bitch is she's only a couple steps away from the Sleeping Bitch, and if you're lucky she'll pass through her Horny Bitch phase along the way (what a sadly temporary phase that usually is). Sometimes she skips that part or gets into it a little and then skips past the rest, sorry guys, but we do it to ourselves. I've got 'em too drunk too, I know it sucks. You got to check your morals and I'm just too good to do anything that bad…so what's next?
Well after three types I think we deserve a rest. Yeah right, after a week's worth of work you think you deserve a little rest too but no. There's either something to be done on the weekened or you simply torture yourself with drink and drugs till Monday rolls around and you're just as beat. Or maybe you're a goody-goody, good for you. Well what I'm saying is the rest is over. What I need to tell you now is that Bitches aren't going to just switch from one type to another, they're going to be multiple types at the same time.
There is some respite. If she's sleeping then you know she's not creeping. Drunk Bitches will creep but they're not on their game as well. But then Drunk Creeping Bitches, whew, look out, they are like baby snakes—they use all their venom at once. A Drunk Creeping Bitch will unleash all her fury at once. So it's like Land of the Lost, you know, one crystal does one thing but combine that with another and you're in for something totally different! In general: be careful.
The biggest problem with Drunk Bitches can also be your biggest relief sometimes. Nothing is constant with Bitches, alway remember that, what a Bitch says one time is next to meaningless another time. But for the most part, the best aspect of a Drunk Bitch is she's only a couple steps away from the Sleeping Bitch, and if you're lucky she'll pass through her Horny Bitch phase along the way (what a sadly temporary phase that usually is). Sometimes she skips that part or gets into it a little and then skips past the rest, sorry guys, but we do it to ourselves. I've got 'em too drunk too, I know it sucks. You got to check your morals and I'm just too good to do anything that bad…so what's next?
Well after three types I think we deserve a rest. Yeah right, after a week's worth of work you think you deserve a little rest too but no. There's either something to be done on the weekened or you simply torture yourself with drink and drugs till Monday rolls around and you're just as beat. Or maybe you're a goody-goody, good for you. Well what I'm saying is the rest is over. What I need to tell you now is that Bitches aren't going to just switch from one type to another, they're going to be multiple types at the same time.
There is some respite. If she's sleeping then you know she's not creeping. Drunk Bitches will creep but they're not on their game as well. But then Drunk Creeping Bitches, whew, look out, they are like baby snakes—they use all their venom at once. A Drunk Creeping Bitch will unleash all her fury at once. So it's like Land of the Lost, you know, one crystal does one thing but combine that with another and you're in for something totally different! In general: be careful.
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