Creeping Bitch

Look out. This is the Bitch with an agenda. She's got a plan and either you work with, get worked into it, or get worked over by it. If you want a Creeping Bitch in your life then you are done. Stop reading. Stop capitolizing the word man and just close the book.
         Okay, now Real Men know they don't want a Creeping Bitch but they can still be some fun, so here's my best recommendations on Creeping Bitches. Let them do their thing and don't let them work you over or in. Use them for what they are useful for and don't give. Always be on your guard, don't get too drunk if when you're drunk you can't hang in an argument. There is no avoiding arguments with Creeping Bitches, unless she's a really skilled Creeper, you might not even know she's one, so first and last: look out.