Perfect Bitch
There is the Perfect Bitch. She does exist, perhaps just in my mind, but I still hope while I wade through the seas of Non-Perfect Bitches. Living on this planet for a few years, it's quite easy to understand the Stupid Bitch Creed. I've learned a few things.
Immediately, when categorized, the Stupid Bitch may object (which is really irrelevent since no Bitch should ever read the Stupid Bitch Creed and should she, no Man should ever care to listen to her) and you may object too, you might say that your Bitch isn't just one type. Well, no shit. You'll never find a Bitch that is just one type, they change day-to-day if you're lucky and hour-to-hour if you're like the rest of us. So, let's toss off a few types of Bitches:
Immediately, when categorized, the Stupid Bitch may object (which is really irrelevent since no Bitch should ever read the Stupid Bitch Creed and should she, no Man should ever care to listen to her) and you may object too, you might say that your Bitch isn't just one type. Well, no shit. You'll never find a Bitch that is just one type, they change day-to-day if you're lucky and hour-to-hour if you're like the rest of us. So, let's toss off a few types of Bitches:
posted by McCormick at 4:45 PM
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